Turn heads and spark conversations with the Marketing Mastermind tee. Featuring the iconic line — “I turned $100 into $90. Ask me how.” — this piece is equal parts sarcasm and solidarity for anyone who has ever battled rising ad costs, low ROAS, or questionable “growth hacks.”
Made for entrepreneurs, marketers, and e-commerce operators who know the pain of burning budget for “learning phases” and vanity metrics. To the outside world, it’s a witty slogan. To insiders? It’s the truest thing you’ll ever wear.
Why you’ll love it:
🖤 Minimalist design, maximum relatability
👕 Available in hoodie and t-shirt fits
🔥 Soft, everyday wear fabric built for long campaign grinds
💬 Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a knowing nod) at your next team meeting, marketing meetup, or founder event
Perfect for:
DTC founders and Shopify hustlers
Paid media managers (and their therapists)
Anyone who’s ever “optimized” a campaign into the ground
